Coming back from the dead....

Oh ya'll, I have been sick... like seriously "I wanna die" sick.   I wish I could blame the death sickness on the lack of blog updates but I can't.  I have some things ready to post & was ready to do it on Monday & then I was all like, "I'm dying" & it got delayed....

Ya'll know mom makes me lunch everyday.  And one of my favorite things is "bacon, egg & cheese sandwich" day.  YUM.  When I got there Monday, I could smell the bacon...& it just didn't smell 'good'.  I barely ate my sandwich & went back to work REEKING of bacon.  

While I sat at my desk smelling continuous bacon..I started to feel nauseous.  I wanted to leave work, but the Kubota audit guy was there & I am the lucky gal who gets to deal with THAT.  3 hours later, I said, "Listen dude.  I HAVE to leave. I am going to be sick."

And with that - I left work.  I got home & ripped all my clothes off & pulled my hair away from me to get the bacon smell AWAY.  I laid in bed after vomiting round #1.  Awesome.  Ya'll, not to be gross, but it was seriously disgusting.  Thank GOD I'm blind without my glasses so I could not see what I was puking...only the brown, rancid color.  UGH.  I had to flush between pukes because the smell made me MORE nauseous.  

I called B-rad to have him bring me crackers & Sprite.  He was really good about getting me drinks & a cold washcloth to put on my head.  However, B-rad doesn't do vomit.... he kept his distance by saying, "I'm going to play games, text me if you need me..."

The nauseousness didn't stop at just the bacon smell.  I was watching "Reba" & Barbara Jean made a comment about how she won a contest putting 7 eggs in her mouth... CUE THE VOMIT.

Later in the evening I decided to take my temperature & I smelled B-rad's dinner for the evening - pizza.  CUE THE VOMIT again.    That was 4 times in 4 hours.  What a record, huh?

I texted Shauna to tell her about the latest puking incident (because she like totally cares...) & said, "Good Lord, Kill me!"   She called me & said, "I'm coming over & bringing you some phinagrin" (I have no clue how to spell that?!) I knew it would pay off to be her friend someday...

After I was nicely medicated, I slept the entire night.  I woke up at 7:45 to call into work, took another pill & off to lullaby land I went.  I woke up at 1:30 when B-rad called me because I hadn't answered his 'how are you feeling' 'are you ok' texts & he was afraid I was dead.

I'm sure you all are thinking, "Oh Jaime Mac is preggers."  Ok, BITE YOUR TONGUES.  I happened to catch a stomach bug from a girl here at work.  Now, my sister in law, Lora, is feeling bad.  SO THERE.  I'm back at work today & feeling much better but very, VERY tired & achy.  In celebration of escaping deaths door, I promise I will work on a blog post...eventually...