Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Faith Hill VIP style

OK so we all remember how I have an un-healthy obsession w/ Faith Hill, RIGHT?  (If you don't-read about it here.)

She's back on tour w/ Tim McGraw & you can bet your sweet a** that I have tickets for the show... TWO shows to be exact.  As usual my faithful concert buddy, Shauna, is on tap for BOTH those shows.  The show in Louisville happened about a week ago & the 2nd row tickets we splurged on also included VIP passes.  NOW-I have never done VIP before & had no idea what to expect.   About a week before the show I got a very official looking email about where to be & when.  One of the VIP perks was early check in (we got to go into the YUM center before everyone else.  Nanny nanny boo boo...) & free parking.  The check in time was listed at 5:15 & that it closed at 6:00 & if you weren't there by then you were out of luck.  I did not want to be out of luck...

So we all know I am always early... some may even say I'm neurotic about it.  Shauna is, ahem - not as neurotic about being early as I am so I had to give her fair warning.  I told her, "Listen-I am neurotic about being early - but this day I will be EXTRA neurotic because I do NOT want to be late & I do NOT want to miss a minute of ANYTHING!"
Lucky for me she gets my neuroticism & we were tucked nicely into our free VIP parking spot in the parking garage about 30 minutes before check in.  
AMEN.

Ok so the VIP experience includes free parking, early check in, crowd free merchandise shopping, a lounge area w/ food & a cash bar.
 
This place was fancy pants.
There was Soul 2 Soul 'stuff' everywhere along w/ tv screens showing pics of Tim & Faith as well as their music playing in the background.
So my problem w/ all these different social medias is I'm older & I can't keep up w/ them all.  I took pictures to SnapChat & then I had pictures from my phone & some of my Snapchat pictures were better than the ones on my phone & now they're gone.  HMPH.  Trust me-at some point there was a snapchat pic of the buffet.  They had Tim McGraw's chicken & dumplings & Faith's coca cola cupcakes.  Sadly I have nothing to show for it.  
We made our way to our seats as the opening act was ending.  YA'LL-I had to tip toe to get this pic.  There was a little security guy standing near the stage so I asked him if we would be allowed to stand up around the little fence thingy surrounding the stage & he said yes so we picked out our spot & never sat down the whole night.
Finally it was time for me to see her.  There were like these white drape things hanging down & we heard people starting to scream & we were like, 'What is going on?'  Shauna said, 'oh look' & pointed to the drapes - there was a countdown clock on them.  We were too close to see it.
YES, first world problems.  
So I have been SCOURING the internet for tour information since the tour started (DON'T act surprised...) so I knew that Faith would be coming up from under the stage on our side.  I told Shauna, "Be prepared for me to cry.  Also be prepared for me to grab you & scream at any given point in the night."  
Since I knew where she was coming up & had my phone locked in on that spot in the stage in preparation.  The video is not long (I'm the one obsessed w/ her- I know ya'll don't want to watch 15 minute videos) so I beg of you to watch this one.  This was my first glimpse of my Faith... & I cried like a little girl...No apologies...
Faith holding the microphone...
Faith holding the microphone AND a guitar...
Faith holding her microphone & Tim near her singing...
You guys see where I'm going w/ this...
So duh we were close.  Like SO close that I could read Tim's name on his mic pack.  3 little letters & I read them like I'm reading this.  
Also most our view of the night was their back sides... I'm not complaining.
Me & Tim's ass...
We stood next to a super nice couple who are my life goals of concert going.  They do VIP all the time & have been to SO many concerts.  They are my spirit animals.  I asked the guy to get a picture of me w/ Faith---it didn't turn out so well...
They have their first album of duets coming out this fall (which I'm super pumped about) & they sang   a couple of songs from it.   This video also shows how incredibly close we were to her.
This show was different from the other Soul 2 Soul's I've been to because they sang w/ each other on their solo songs.  Here Faith sings w/ Tim on 'I like it I love it'.  In the song he sings 'I ain't seen the Braves play a game all year' & in the Yum center they changed it to 'I ain't seen the Cards play a game all year' & I happened to catch it here.
She came near me, I took her picture...
Me w/ Faith's ass...
There are drawbacks to being so close--that spotlight was in our eyes most the night.  I know, I KNOW poor us...
Tim came right over to us & I stuck my hand out for him to grab me & bring me up on stage to be Faith's BFF & back up singer touch & he was heading right for me...then the nice man we stood next to all night came up beside me w/ his fist clinched... Tim saw it, smiled & reached right down & bumped fists w/ him.... 
Good thing that guy was so nice or else I might have been VERY pissed...
At the end they sing an intimate song & sadly her back was to us the whole time.  They didn't even have their faces on the screen for this one which disappointed me a bit.
And just like that - it was over... my Faith was waving goodbye & walking off stage.
Of course I saw everybody elses pics from the night on Facebook & one of my friends (Tracey's sister, Trish) was super jealous of my pics (which I love) & to rub it in even more I took one of the pics she posted & drew a circle around it & sent it to her.  
YEP - that's me right on the edge of the stage.  
EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT.
So Shauna & I survived another concert... & really lets be honest - Shauna survived.  She survived me being a crazy, neurotic & obsessed lunatic & I love her for it.
Remember I said we are going to TWO shows?  The next show will be in Nashville in August.  I'm SURE it will be star-studded & I'm fully expecting them to have some their famous friends come out & sing.
AND this one will also be special for me in another way.  I can't tell you how...you'll have to wait until August to see why...

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

6th annual blogger playdate

 The night before Thanksgiving for the past 5 years my blogging friends, Jami, Tracey & Gretchen & I get together for food, laughter, catching up & some sort of activity.  We've painted at Uptown Art, we've gone to the movies & we've just sat at a restaurant for hours & talked...but THIS year we decided on painting pottery.  

Up first was dinner at 'Topp't' on Charlestown road.  I had taken a bite of my pizza before I remembered that perhaps I would need a picture of my pizza for a blog post that only I will do.
I think we would all give the food an A.  It was pretty crowded on Wednesday night & while we mused about why (no one wants to cook the night before Thanksgiving?  Everyone wants to get away from their families before spending a whole day w/ them the next?)  Jami pointed out a sign that said, 'Kids eat free on Wednesday'.  Yep, that'll do it too...
Ok-so I had never painted pottery before.  You pick out your piece & your paints & they just leave you willy nilly to do your own thing.  Say WHAT now?
Before we got started I asked the young lady working there to take our picture.  Check out the kid behind us looking at us.  Could it be he was trying to figure out why all these old ladies were there & taking their picture?  Could it be that I may or may not have said a few cuss words which prompted Jami to say, 'SHHHH there's a kid over there.'  
OOOPSIE.
So my plate is going to go on my dresser to put the jewelry I wear daily on.  (Wedding ring, watch, pinky rings, thumb ring, middle finger ring - you know - THE ESSENTIALS...)  It's gray w/ a purple 'M'.  Gretchen said, 'So are you going to paint something purple?'  HOW DARE SHE ASK THAT?
Of course they're all dull & gross right now but they assured us once they're fired they'll be bright & shiny & lovely...
Gretchen painted the blue mason jar, Tracey had a pink butterfly for Maggie & Jami got really fancy & painted a snowman!
As per tradition at the end of the night we take a selfie.  And OH let me tell you the primping that begins when someone says, "OK-we need to take a pic!"
I won't tell you about the 34 other selfies we took to get this one JUST RIGHT.  But G filtered it up & BAM we were on social media to make it official!
A few days later this picture popped up on our timelines on Facebook from 2014... Notice #1 (& most importantly) we all look the same... #2-we're all in the same order.  What's up w/ that?!

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Current events

So first & most importantly B-rad & his brother finished harvest late last Tuesday night.  It was a fairly quick harvest considering they were never down because of rain.  They did have a couple of problems w/ the machine that caused them to be down for a day each time.

They unload 'on the go' which means the combine is still moving (& combining), the tractor drives beside it w/ the grain while it's unloading.  (I SWEAR I don't know how they do it...)  
Our 14 year old nephew, Cole, is behind the wheel of the tractor.
(At a separate, later date than the video above) I got a picture from B-rad of the unloading auger.  Uhm, yea those dents aren't supposed to be there.  They had another guy driving the tractor & grain cart that doesn't have as much experience.  The combination of speeding up & slowing down along w/ managing the ups & downs of the terrain - B-rad couldn't react fast enough & CRUNCH went the auger on the grain cart.
 They had to drive the combine all the way back to the farm full of grain so they could unload it.  Grain is heavy, people & if you think farm equipment is slow already - imagine how slow it went loaded to the brim w/ corn.  They propped the auger up w/ the forklift & got it unloaded.  Luckily our dealer had one in stock so Brady drove to Boonville to pick it up.  They installed it the next day & voila they were going again.  The auger cost a little over $2000.00 which I didn't think was bad at all...I was expecting a lot more.

The final blow about a week before they finished was the back axle on the combine breaking.  They knew it had a crack, but were hoping it would stay together until they finished.  HA!  Like that EVER happens!  
Luckily this time B-rad's skills w/ metal working came in really handy because they went to his work & he MADE a new one.  The broken one is on top & the one B-rad made is on the bottom.  People at work get one me when I talk about how B-rad has to fix my washing machine (or whatever the case may be).  One guy said - 'GEEZ, Jaime - is he a washing machine mechanic or what?'  I say, "UHM my husband can fix ANYTHING."  And it's the total truth.
It took most the day (Saturday) for B-rad & his laser machine to make the new axle & they worked the next day on getting it installed.  They obviously had to leave the combine in the field where it broke so the installation also took place in the field.  By late Sunday afternoon they were up & going again.


***
I have been working on a quilt for our bed at the houseboat.  First Rose had to read the instructions for me so I knew what to do.  I've never made a quilt where I had to cut so much.  Both my other quilts were made from 'pre cut' fabric bundles called a jelly roll & charm pack so this is a whole new ball game for me.  
There was so much cutting that I had to keep track by marking off what I did on the pattern.  
Rose also gave me the good idea to pin all the 'like size' lengths together & mark the size so when I was putting them together later it would make it easier.  
In one weekend I went from baggies of cut fabric...
to this.  This is a section of one block.
In the middle of our sewing we've had to make time to go to her towns drawing.  I'm sure I told you guys about this?  No one has won the jackpot yet... there are only 4 numbers now & the jackpot this week is $1,600,000.00.  If you're there you get it all, if you're not you get half so it's totally worth freezing to maybe win a 'cool' million... (HA get it?  See what I did there?)
The people are everywhere. 
As I continued to add to my block I realized very quickly when I sewed this piece (on ALL five blocks) that something didn't look right.  WELL-I sewed this piece to the wrong side.  
HMPH.
That's when you start the daunting process of UN-SEWING.  And it totally sucks, TRUST ME.
Once I un-sewed my 5 blocks I had to re-sew it the right way.  This is where I am right now in the process...  Eventually I will make 4 of another block & when I put them all together it will have a 3-D effect... UHM, we shall see...



Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Sara Evans concert

Shauna & I headed to French Lick Resort this past Saturday night to see Sara Evans in concert.  French Lick, you say?   Yep, French Lick!  They've built a new facility w/ a large ballroom & several smaller meeting rooms to attract more business.  The Sara Evans concert was the very first one in the new facility.  They have other shows coming up this winter (Kenny Rogers, Kook & the Gang, Maddie & Tae & Marty Stuart & Connie 'somebody').  No, we're not planning on going to any of those....

Ok so Sara Evans performed on a stage in this huge ballroom.  They had chairs set up w/ placards on them to note which row you were in.  The chairs can obviously be moved around or taken out depending on their function needed for the room. 
Since it was a bit of a fancier venue than we're used to, we got a little bit more dressed up than normal.  Still our normal uniform of jeans, but we dressed it up a bit w/ our tops AND we wore shoes that would make our feet hurt.  I mean - we pulled out ALL the stops for Sara...
 I wore more make up than normal - including lip stick.  
WATCH OUT.
Ok so there was this chick next to me playing on her phone.  I found it very distracting...
I mean-Sara Evans is on the stage singing her hits as well as some covers.  (However these covers didn't make me irate like Dixie Chicks cover songs did... you know WHY?  Because I KNEW the damn cover songs Sara Evans was singing...)
This girl couldn't take her eyes off her phone.
I just don't get it - why pay money for a ticket & sit on your phone all night?  You can do that at home for free.
This is my most favorite Sara Evans song, 'A Real Fine Place'.  I trimmed this clip so you can hear her amazing voice belting it out.
This chick was un-phased by the belting...
The concert was very short - like an hour & a half & it started at 8:00 so we were done by 9:30.  We headed over to the casino to see what was doing there.
We played around on slot machines for a little bit.  We would play for a few minutes, then cash out to move on to another machine.
There is a bar inside the casino w/ a stage set up behind it.  There was a live band performing that night.  
His name is Jake Dodds.  He's a pretty good singer & lets face it - he's pretty handsome - so he's got that going for him too...
There were digital poker screens in the bar.  We sat there for a while listening to the music & playing digital poker.  
We cashed out from there & moved onto other slot machines.  When we got down too low to pay the higher value slot machines we blew finished off our money on the penny slots.  I spent like $30 & Shauna spent like $20 - we're not high rollers, people...

When in French Lick you MUST go to West Baden.  I've only been at Christmas time & Shauna had been one time a long time ago.  The place really is beautiful.
They have all kinds of chairs & sitting areas inside the atrium so we found this super comfy couch/chair thingie to sit on. 
The lights above in the ceiling change colors... I could watch them for hours.

As we sat in our comfy couch/chair thingie I felt like someone was looming over us...  
So Shauna ran into the relative of a patient of hers at the casino after the concert who also happens to have helped raise money for the restoration of West Baden.  This year is the 10th anniversary of it re-opening & they are having all kinds of events to celebrate.  He had some kind of fancy name badge on which led me to believe hew as invited to be a guest there since he helped raise money.  We ran into him again after we went to West Baden & he showed us around & told us all kinds of stories about the property - including the fact that the statue that was looming over us had been there since the place was built way back in time.  It was really cool.  

After he left us to go to bed (by this time it was almost midnight) we were going to head back home & we stopped by the restroom.  A mirror this large calls for a full body selfie...
While we were in the restroom we saw a lady w/ a fun witch hat.  Shauna complimented her hat & she told us there were lots of other cute hats in the billiard room.  SOOO-we headed to the Billiard room.  
We ran into Buddy the Elf...
And then I got to put on the fun witch hat we had seen in the bathroom.   There were several people there in a group but Buddy was the most friendly.    
And with that - we finally headed home.  Another good concert - check.  Another fun night - check.  If any of you are keeping score, this is our last concert that we know of until we see my Faith in April.  Be still my heart...