B-rad does something called '3D' shoots w/ his pretty purple bow. In girl terms it means he shoots arrows at life size replicas of animals. We had 2 of the aforementioned life size animal replicas in our back yard.
A deer...
& a wart hog.
I lovingly referred to it as Wild Kingdom.
HOWEVER as is B-rad's way, he went to def com 5 in the life size replicas department when a guy he knew was downsizing his life size replica collection.
B-rad's good fortune is my misery.
The collection included a DINOSAUR, people. B-rad thought it would be funny to put him beside my garage door so when I came home it would scare the bejeezus out of me.
But B-rad is not a total idiot & knew my fear would turn into his death & put the pic of Facebook to A) make people laugh & B) warn me it was sitting there. It didn't scare me pulling IN to the garage, but backing OUT of the garage was a different story. When I would look behind me to back out & then turn my head back straight I would see him out of the corner of my eye. He was right at eye level in my car. Got me every time...
Soon he added the bear to the kingdom.
And my personal favorite, the majestic Cheetah.
I asked him if I had any say in the matter about how many animals we had in the kingdom & he said 'What do you mean? Yes you have a say.'
Clearly I do not have a say...
A week before B-rad's ill-fated trip to Illinois he was out in the kingdom practicing.
There was a really cool looking storm coming in. The only reason you guys are seeing these pics is because there was no wind, no lightning & no rain (yet). If there had been my butt woulda been in the house.
There are currently 8 animal replicas in my back yard. But if you think eight is NOT enough, don't you worry your pretty little heads. He has a whole PILE of animal replica carcasses waiting to be added into the kingdom.
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