The dreaded red dress...

Ya'll remember me talking about the Red Dress Gala I qualified to attend in Fort Worth in July?  Do ya'll also remember the pesky little detail that you have to wear a dress... hence the name 'red dress gala'?  Sigh.  And remember that I hate dresses....& shopping for dresses?

Well, after my little weekend of torture shopping at the outlet malls & Debbie helping me find the right dress, I began my search online.  I googled 'red wrap dresses' & off I went.  God bless the internet.  I found a couple of different ones so I ordered them both to see which one I liked better.  

This is dress numero uno. 

 It was VERY low in the front so I had to put a cami under it.

As I struggled to get out of dress numero uno, I saw this on tv. 

 Bet this bitch had no issues finding her red dress.  Hmph.

 Dress numero dos.  

Not as low in the front, but I felt like it made my boobs look humongous.  (I realize they are humongous, but they didn't look as humungo in numero uno.)

 

My original plan was to let you loyal stalkers vote.  Unfortunately for you, I really, really liked one dress over the other & there was NO way I was letting such an important decision rest in your hands.  

So, I  picked dress numero uno.  I love how the skirt is kind of gathered on the side & has the separation of fabric.  I like the top even though it's low I can find a cute cami to go under it.  I also like the belt that hangs down.

Now, to find jewelry...surely that won't be a problem?